Turket

1. A turket is a large automatic firing turkey turret.

Holy shit! A turket just shot down my car!

by Mah Pie November 22, 2011

turlet

A toilet located in the Canadian town of Grand Bay-Westfield, New Brunswick. Or, a toilet located in Saint John with a Grand Bay-Westfielder on it.

"Matt drank too much and made waves in the turlet at work."

"Michelle put a crack in the turlet."

by Ttam Ecallaw May 18, 2008

Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.

He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.

by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009

turrets

exclamation typically shouted immediately after killing an opponent from a gun turret on Halo 2

maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
daftkill: aw fuuuuuck!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
TTOMO: aw sheeeyit!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!
luckyelbow: damn you mrs. butterworth!
maple syrup: TuRReTs!!

by TuRReTs! July 31, 2005

Torrets

Torrets is a brain disease that makes a person twitch or move without warning. This is called a tick. Torrets is not a sexually transmited disease. The disease also makes a peron blurt out random words and only 5% can be cursing. It doesnt determine how long you live, but it stays with you your whole life.

Jim: I have Torrets
Bobbey: Why arent you swearing? Isnt that what happens.
Jim: NOO!

by longe live da home March 20, 2012

turretros

a turrets like syndrome when instead of profanities, the sufferer spouts out phrases that have not been in the common vernacular for at least 15 years

'Aye Carumba?' Suzy it looks like your turretros is getting the best of you again.

by eyun February 3, 2010