turn the shower on

What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.

He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.

by cracker ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ November 2, 2019

Turn My Swag On

For Melissa to turn me/my cat on.

Cat:Hey Melissa, turn my swag on.

Melissa: Ohhh yeaaahh, purr kitty cat, purrr.

Cat:OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Melissa: YEE-HMMM! (melissa's sex noise) :)

by KyleCoolbeans July 16, 2009

on the turn

Phrase to explain when you're pissed with something.

F*ck off leave me alone you don't understand I am SO ON THE TURN it's ricockulous.

by Krikpoh January 28, 2007

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

on the turn

menopause, menstrual cycle ends, change of life

She's "on the turn" (aka : going off "like a old steak that needs trowing in the bin")

by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022

Turn it off, then on again

Advanced advice on solving problems with computers.

Have you tried turning it off, then on again?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016