Turkish citizenship

When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.

- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.

by Greenbeard166 May 9, 2022

Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023

Turkish firefight

verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.

my friend Will and I just pulled a Turkish firefight on that bitch Larissa

by theXW0lf September 6, 2009

turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"

by Philly775 June 21, 2013

Camel Turkish Golds

The best cigarette in the world. Combining smoothness and rich flavor, it makes for the best ever devised by R.J. Renyolds tobbaco co. If these are the best American cigarettes, then I must be crazy.

Turkish golds rule. Possibly the best cig in the world.

by Adam B January 18, 2005

turkish chonga

A hot biatch of foreign descent.

Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!

by spankdaddy October 3, 2011

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010