Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

Turing-like

Any shitty programming language with no practical purpose. Usually slow and cumbersome, and with a quirks that no other programming language has/should have.

Named after the educational programming language from Holtsoft.

"FUCK! The York University assembly language is a Turing-like!"

by Turing_Tyrant May 15, 2014

turkied up

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.

by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017

Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.

Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!

by ForFun1 November 1, 2018

The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.

The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.

by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023

Turkiye

"the country of Turks" in Turkish.

In other languages: Turkey - Turquie - Turkei - Turquia - Turchia - Tyrkiet - Turkije

The new generation of Turks want others to use the word "Turkiye" instead of "Turkey" in English.

by westaxes November 28, 2004