turd burglar

Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

by Jack Auf April 1, 2005

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

Turd-burglar

A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.

Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.

by nspsychlist March 31, 2009

The Turd Burglar

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 11, 2004

Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019