turch

Just a little bit.

Martha: “I’m just a turch upset.”
Margaret: “What the fuck does turch mean?”

by ur a yee yee🤠 January 26, 2019

Turcoon

Term used for a person or persons that are typically found at work, that you hate because they dont know shit about anything.
The word 'Turcoon' derives from the words 'turkey' and 'raccoon.'
the reason:
Turkey farmers will herd the turkeys inside when it rains, because they look up at the rain with their mouths open, and they end up drowning because they are too stupid to know any better!
Raccoons on the other hand, are smart animals, BUT..
if they reach inside a tight place for an item, such as food in a bottle, their fists then prevent them from getting the said item out of the bottle. here lies the problem... they dont have the thought process to LET GO OF THE ITEM and get the hell away from there, and then they die, sitting there wondering what the hell to do.

Turkey + Raccoon = Turcoon

Jeez, that guy Mark is such a freakin turcoon, how the hell did he make it this far in life?

Holy SHIT! Did you hear Keith complaining about how much of a turcoon Teddi is? He was so mad! She messed up the Johnson account, and now the rest of the turcoons on day shift are going to get in trouble!

by Ermil O'Murray October 11, 2005

Turfed

Refering to the look of a throw back, or beaten item.

"Man, your shits turfed."

by Sgt. Snoo Snoo November 10, 2006

turcsauce

a slang term for what makes something cool. The key ingredient in something or someone's success. The essential part.

Fett: who those photos are pretty niii, You must be drinkin that turcsauce.

Liam: damn dude, You're games gotten so much better, those new shoes are pretty turcsauce.

Jeffy: I can't wait to get my new car, I'm gonna be so much cooler, I can taste the turcsauce already.

by Alejandro Muneerah November 21, 2011

Turfed

To be shitfaced hammered ass drunk.!

Man i was so fuckin turfed last night. That party was off the hook.

by cammac197 August 25, 2010

ture

Something that is so WTF that you don't believe it; but it is true.

1.
Michael: hey, you know its cold out when a sleep walker freezes to death
Jordan: no way, I don't believe it.
Michael: I know its ture.
Jordan: If it is true was it Aubrey because he's a bitch

by aCPYCDn January 15, 2009

Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003