Twinkie Tunnel

A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.

A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.

"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"

"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"

"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"

by QC72 December 2, 2010

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Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 23, 2008

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Tunnel trash

People from Denver who sit in insane amounts of traffic on I-70 to go skiing, hiking, camping etc in the mountains to the west. Everyone who lives in the mountains can't wait for them to leave every Sunday afternoon.

This guy in the gondola won't stop talking about his stock options, I'm sick of all the tunnel trash on weekends.

by KeBronJames November 12, 2017