Russian tugboat

When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"

I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.

by Spanky Wiffleball June 18, 2016

Tugboat Party

When 3 or more men jerk off in a hot tub or bath tub together.

It was a total sausage fest at Dave's so we ended up having a tugboat party on his patio.

by cannedlaughter March 29, 2021

Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010

flaming tugboat

When it burns when you pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it burn when i pee after I masterbate

Doc: Dont worry dude, this is called a flaming tugboat, just dont grip it so hard when your jerking it , and try using some lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

tugboat captain

A girl who is extremely loud during intercourse, like that of a tugboat horn sounding when entering the harbor, except the guys wangchung is entering her hootah.

I put it in her hootah, and she went all tugboat captain on me

by Baboom November 1, 2007

Rusty tugboat

When a man/woman deficates on their hand and proceeds to masturbate you.

Hey Kyle, how did it go with Sarah last night?

Not good man, she tried to give me a rusty tugboat!

What the fuck dude?

by ToXicXxX September 23, 2013

Tugboat Race

When two men in 69 position jack each other off while moterboating each others balls.Whoever cums first is the Tugboat Race winner.

Ick!I just walked in on Steve and Rodney engaged in a Tugboat Race.It looked like Steve was winning.

by DocChase June 23, 2010