Will Turner

A fictional character from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series, portrayed by Orlando Bloom; Bootstrap Bill's son. Husband to Elizabeth Swann. Father to William Turner III.

"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."

Will Turner is damn hot pirate.

by yaboots August 18, 2007

Ted Turner

1. To masturbate alone.

2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.

1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*

2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.

by Michael Habic September 26, 2007

tuner car

Tuner Cars are often mistaken for rice burners. However, a tuner car is usually built by someone with a real knowledge of car performance and aerodynamics (as opposed to a ricer, who knows how to make his car handle like crap and attract police attention)

Tuner cars usually have the latest performance enhancing devices, such as a Turbocharger, Sports Exhaust System, Performance ECU, Upgraded Engine/Suspension/Audio Systems, and the babe to go with it all.

These cars are driven by tuners, probably the best people you will ever meet (if you can stand their constant garble about car performance :P)

Wow, that Tuner Car (tuned) Skyline sounds and looks and goes a lot better than the ricer silvia I just saw.

Tuners > Ricers

I like ham and cheese.

by Clontarf[X] January 25, 2004

Brock Turner

Someone who commits rape and gets away with it.

I heard he used to Brock Turner all the time until he got caught.

by ConnieRealness September 4, 2019

TRUNNER

Sometimes pronounced as the letter "t" and then the word "runner". It describes a very awkward male of about 15 years of age. He is usually a boyfriend that had made very awkward choices in the relationship he had with his girlfriend, and is usually very tall. He runs at a very awkward angle, usually in a slope-forward in almost a jaunty angle. When he runs (which is not often), he almost "bounces", on the tops of his toes, picking his knees up high as he does so. His mother dotes on him.

"oh my GOD, that kid over there who tried to get into your shirt is SUCH A TRUNNER"
"I KNOW! look at how he runs!"

by Mary McHammond November 19, 2006

Turner's Tea

The most delicious tea in the entire world. It's a Pittsburgh thing.

After we go down to station square yinz want some Turner's Tea??

by Ima From June 26, 2008

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007