Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.

Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022

Transgenerational trauma

Trauma that is passed down through generations or genetically inherited.

'I believe that I have genetically inherited transgenerational trauma from my ancient Roman ancestors: The historical recounts of them dying and suffering in Rome's worst tragedies has scarred me with symptoms of trauma.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 9, 2022

Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own

“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”

by We’re poor October 10, 2022

trauma sex

Sex provided as a form of compensation after inadvertently causing trauma to another person.

I deserve some high quality trauma sex for climbing through your filthy bathroom window after you locked yourself out of your house.

by crub February 1, 2015

dump trauma

Often accompanied by dizzy spells and cold sweats it is the feeling of separation anxiety after a very large movement. Caution: Dump trauma is a serious condition. You should allow 30 min. for recovery before driving or operating heavy machinery.

I'm sorry, Todd won't be able to come to the phone right now on account of his dump trauma.

by Balls_Marie December 12, 2010

Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.

Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.

by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Weeaboo Trauma

Sadness or Emptyness by a good anime ending with a plot twist or dramatic moment that makes you cry. Can last for days or weeks

Japanese Doctor: I’m sorry, you have diagnosed with Weeaboo Trauma

by TheWatterBottle July 30, 2017