Trash Cans

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

trash cans

colorful little plastic containers used to sell crack cocaine typically in 5 or 10 dollars

yo man you wanna take a ride down the way an cop some trash cans.

by shawn30 January 13, 2021

Trash can

My home

I live in a fucking trash can because I’m garbage

by Hfjsjfka June 16, 2018

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

Can Trash

Canadian Tire

Fuck me, I need to run to Can Trash for some bungee cords.

by Slumbux March 26, 2021

Trash Can Nugget

An insult is used when not trying to trigger a game's profanity filter.

"This guys a Trash Can Nugget"

by Plottoputdowncooper July 10, 2024

trash can chef

A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.

My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.

2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.

4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.

Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.

by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015