floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019

Dick and Wall Torture

The process of one using a wall to torture their male genitalia to receive extensive pleasure and achieve euphoria

Wow Jerry, that dick and wall torture totally did the trick, I feel great!

by Ball’n’Wall July 13, 2020

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbation ever and everyman wants this device in his back yard

charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT

by imabigyearold3 February 13, 2023

iPod Torture

endlessly flipping through the shuffle feature on your iPod at home, or in the car, driving the people around you insane with three second clips of songs.

"Click...Click.........Click..Click"
"Dude, would you just pick a song? You're driving me nuts."

"Ugh...I can't find anything to listen to!"
"Well hurry up. Enough with the iPod Torture."

by Greythame985 December 30, 2009

Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).

Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010