Awkward Tortoise

A two-person awkward turtle.

Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.

Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*

by jumpin4jesus February 15, 2009

Torston

Something that takes your privileges away and doesnt give two shits about it.

also another meaning for absolute dickhead.

While doing my work I encountered a Torston. It took all my privileges away from me and I was a sad little boy. :'(

by GOD OF SEX September 14, 2016

Torionna

Torionna

Torionna is a beautiful young lady, who doesn’t care what people say.
Torionna is one beautiful lady, I wish I wasn’t mean to her.

Torionna

by Ashely 😽 January 8, 2021

Toriko

A Manga and Anime published by Shonen Jump about a buff nigga that kills and eats exotic animals

I just Toriko dis nigga cat

by Jerble February 28, 2021

Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

freeze the tortoise

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.

When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.

by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

Mitsubishi Triton

The Mitsubishi Triton is a dainty vehicle often owned by bearded males who appreciate backwards flat-brim caps and are strongly opposed to engaging in any activities on a Sunday.

Mate why don't you bring your Mitsubishi Triton to Bribie on Sunday?

by Lexa February 13, 2019