Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive

“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn

by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020

red tops

Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.

The red tops are in on it, meaning the tabliods have shown enthusiasem in a story.

by sassyman23 August 19, 2009

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Topspinmonkey

Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.

The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?

by Uncle Toni June 1, 2010

camp timber tops

noun.
1. my life.

okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)

oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!

by hannah September 17, 2005

toplover

An act of drunkeness, to topple over.

I'm pissed, I'm about to toplover

by James Watson September 1, 2004

topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007