toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

Topless Pete

A variation of the name Peter, although rarely will you find this Peter wearing a shirt.

ffs Topless Pete put a fucking shirt on

by jd23ckjdfhv,kdgsjjgl. December 4, 2010

topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.

Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.

by Buster1969 June 14, 2012

topleaseu

Alyssa topleaseu is an extremely famous and well-seasoned Twitter celebrity who has amassed over 800 followers in the past 2 years. Born and raised in Texas, USA topleaseu has grown up around stan culture and has shaped herself into one of the most well-known and impactful Twitter celebrities of the decade. topleaseu truly is the Twitter For iPhone and her impact and inspirational trends can be seen all over the app. topleaseu is a national treasure and I am so honoured to have her follow me.

topleaseu world domination.

by moreindifferent February 16, 2021

tolly

Short for tolerance, more specifically tolerance to a drug

"I heard he was drunk after only drinking 2 beers, he needs to get his tolly up"

"I took a .1 at the festival and was rolling dick. I think I need to get my tolly up"

by GlucoseGod June 4, 2021

180 sloppy toppy

When your friend has a owl fursona and you take their neck and spin it 180 degrees and get a sloppy bj from the owl

Kevin really loves himself some 180 sloppy toppy

by Gynomorph shark June 16, 2021