by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018
Get the Top Hat Drinkermug. Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
Get the top hat trickmug. When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
Get the wobbly top hatmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
Get the TOP HATmug. by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
Get the horizontal top hatmug. “we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.
by vail.trix March 7, 2024
Get the we top hats, we the mastasmug.