Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

we top hats, we the mastas

“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.

Kid: Who are you?
Rich furry: we top hats, we the mastas

by vail.trix March 7, 2024

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023