Montgomery Township aka Monty, Belle Mead NJ. This town makes up with the "ghetto" of Montgomery Pike Run...which all the preps call "the ghetto" but they should really go to Queens to see the real ghetto. This town is so fake and there isn't one single person who doesn't talk bad about there friends behind there back. Also all the white "preps" pretend there gangster to get attetion.
by monty_sucks May 9, 2005
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Guy #2- Nah, I’d rather just plow township.
Guy #2- Nah, I’d rather just plow township.
by jackson1234567 April 27, 2009
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A great, pleasant town filled with spirit. There are absolutely no bad parts of Westmont to live in. No trailer trash, few slutty girls and AMAZING sports teams. It is really such a shame that a great town like Haddon Twp. has to be located next to a town called Haddonfield. Well, you may call it that but we call it a town full of snobs and assholes. Haddon Twp. shouldn't even be compared to that repulsive excuse for a town. GO HAWKS!
Haddon Township resident-- "What a nice day!"
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
by GOHAWKSGO March 1, 2011
Get the Haddon Township mug.A white trash neighbor full of blue collar workers. They are the anus of haddonfield but less shitty then haddon heights. Actually, just as shitty as heights.
by bryan hutches December 11, 2008
Get the haddon township mug.Also known as Haddon Townshit. People here think they are better than everyone, even though were worse. There's nothing to. So we hang out and McDonald's & Primos, to act cool. People drink, get high, and act like sluts, for the fun of it. And, because people think they are so awesome, they shit talk and run there mouths ALL day. We like to fight, to be tough. We're also dumb asses who fight on school grounds. Did I mention were all fags?
Girl One- "This weed is the shit, man. Pass the beer?"
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.
Girl Two- "Sure, bro. Wanna go get water ice, at Primo."
Girl One- "Fuck yeah, you fag."
Boy One- "Fuck! The cops!"
Haddon Township does the same thing tomorrow.
by YourLatestSlut May 9, 2011
Get the Haddon Township mug.A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
by SorryUrAdopted December 4, 2010
Get the Long Hill Township, New Jersey mug.A bunch of half senders that live in a little town. They think they are the shit when actually they wanna be like there neighboring town Minster. Bunch of state title wannabes, and when they win one they act like the own the fucking state
Woah new Bremen township won a state title what a bunch of tryhards. *literally ever other town, “oh yea we won like quadruple your trash teams” well then
by Bremenhalfsends69 April 11, 2019
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