Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!

Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet

by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021