toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak

Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.

by dkdj29 February 12, 2008

Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube

At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”

by SynthLSD February 6, 2020

School toilet paper

A schools version of cardboard

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”

by Hi peps March 29, 2021

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014