Toasty Otis

farting immediately prior to departing an elevator trapping the essence for the next person to board

Nothing makes Danny happier than a Toasty Otis carefully timed to Cash's floor at the end of his work day.

by augieland April 3, 2009

toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.

I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.

by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015

Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010

Toasty Raul

Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.

Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!

by badassj00 November 22, 2006

toasty bustier

A man or woman who gets toast and shoves it on their significant others rectoral area

You wanna come over later, maybe do some of the toasty bustier?

by radiant.triangles July 14, 2019

toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

by The food authority December 1, 2013

toasty tuesday

when a group of really awesome people gets together and gets super blazed on a tuesday

M: hey you ready to get biz-aked on tuesday?
L: YEAH! I LOVE TOASTY TUESDAYS!

by toastytuesday October 29, 2010