Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen

A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.

"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"

by TelethatVirt November 2, 2014

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Sugar on Tits

This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".

"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy

"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!

by RDEK November 14, 2011

Skiing on tits

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

by SolidGould January 1, 2009

BOLT-ON TITS

fake boobs, implants, silcone tatas.

"she had a wonderful set on bolt-on tits"

by paulie g krueger March 24, 2008

Piss On Tits

To urinate on breast

"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"

or

"piss on tits poon!"

by Uncle Card April 25, 2008