Muffin Tin

Code for someone you know who pretends they aren't gay, but acts super gay.

Did you see when Scott checked out that guy's ass - muffin tin.

by McRockney September 27, 2008

Tin Soldier

(n) Holding in an emergency level shit by clenching your asscheeks together hard rendering your legs stiff and rigid making you stand or walk like a tin soldier.

“I was driving home from work and had to take a shit so bad, I got out of my car and had to do a tin soldier in the driveway until it subsided and I could walk to the bathroom.”

by greggmack February 12, 2022

The juice is in the tin

When a man impregnates a woman.

The juice is in the tin for our try to have our first child.

by ND Moose December 10, 2022

Tins 1k

When you weigh more than your own home and you eat all the food in the fridge

5 million lbs

Did you know that Devon is a Tins 1k

by TheBig Boolster September 13, 2019

Scraping Tin

When your dart hits the metal wire on a dartboard and still sticks in the board. Scraping tin is generally a sign that your accuracy is lacking.

Michael's a little off today, he's Scraping Tin with every dart!

by DudleyMan August 1, 2019

tinned up

To get shambolically drunk on nothing but cans of beer, typically used by Alpha Males at football matches.

Bill: Want to get tinned up at the football later, Phil?

by ECV April 2, 2015

Tin God

Someone who behaves as if they are more important or powerful than they really are

The new assistant manager is acting like a Tin God

by kinnison August 28, 2006