shitty titty fuck

Expletive. Used in the worst situations.

Man: (upon discovering a catastrophic electric power failure has lead to the end of his life's experiment) "Aw, shitty titty fuck!"

by Ivan Avantaj January 11, 2011

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converse titty fuck

Similar to a titty fuck, only the roles are reversed. Two men and one woman take part. The two men hold their erect penises about three inches apart, while the woman takes one breast and manually shoves it in and out of the space between the two penises.

It is unknown whether any woman actually gains pleasure from the converse titty fuck.

A: "Yeah, I thought she wanted a threesome, but really she just wanted a converse titty fuck!"

B: "You know how those women's-libbers are."

by Helm May 11, 2006

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jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 28, 2005

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Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005

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jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 18, 2005

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