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National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020
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Text Dating

When seemingly innocent flirty text lead to a full on text relationship. When your textpectations are met with that "good morning" or "good night" text from your text lover. Or when all phone contact is eliminated and you spend hours detailing messages to your text lover about your day, life, etc.
"I think I'm text dating someone?!?!"

"All you do is text each other all day... your text dating him aren't you?"

"This guy that I'm text dating is so hot!"
by J.G.R. October 2, 2007
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Text door neighbour

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.
Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008
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Text Commandments

1) If thou receives a text that has been replied from a text that he or she sent an hour or more ago, thou is not obligated to reply.
2)Thou shalt not text asking a friend for someone else's number.
3) If you send a text, and the receiver does not reply after a long period of time, thou is not supposed to send another text.
4)Thou shalt not use text to talk unholy smack to another human being over the phone, only to act like it never happened the next day
5)If thou receives a long text from a friend or associate thou is not supposed to reply with just a "Lol","K" or "Oh"
6)If thou receives a text from the wrong number, thou should not be rude about the sender using the wrong number, but politely tell them they have the wrong number
7)If the sender insist that they have the right number, thou will receive the right to tell them off rudely.
8)If thou receives a text from an ex's friend saying that they're going to kick your ass, thou must stand firm against the offender and challenge him/her to a duel.
9)If thou is in a textual argument with another, thou will not make a friend/family member text/call the opponent because thou is to much of a pussy.
10)Thou shalt NEVER break up with and or get together with another human being over the phone.
Richard's life was in ruin because he did not follow the Text Commandments
by Mocoholi October 19, 2010
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by Via Hill January 12, 2021
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text her smiley face

A text messaging technique that gets the attention and interest of the female who receives it.

It works every time.
by Solaris99 May 21, 2009
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Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.
dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?
by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010
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