Thrastos

The Mexican Deathphone. At first, made claims to being Puerto Rican, but after being continuously ignored, gave up this school of thought and accepted his destiny of being an albino lawnmower operator.

Thrastos doesn't know how to play his class. Any of them.

by A Better WoW Player Than Him March 21, 2008

Tweastly

She is honestly one of the best people you will ever meet, once you meet tweastly you will find yourself attached to them. Very nice and open to new people, confident. She will occasionally piss you off, but you know that if you just apologise everything will be okay again. It's sometimes hard to read her, if you ever meet a tweastly, make sure you treat her right.

Tweastly is a noob

by Asseater8364 January 15, 2021

Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.

Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.

by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016

dream theater

Progressive metal band that has existed since 1985, famed for their instrumental prowess and compositional skill. Its three core members, guitarist John Petrucci, bassist John Myung, and drummer Mike Portnoy were students at the Berklee College of Music. They are perhaps the only prog-metal band to be signed to a major label. Nay-sayers claim that DT's music is nothing but pretentious wankery. With one or two brief exceptions, the above accusation is outright farcical.

The new Dream Theater album, due in early June, is gonna rock!

by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005

theater

The americanized spelling of 'theatre'. A side effect of the American Revolution.

Theater is neat. It is about the most fun since frisbee.

by RogueLight January 25, 2007

Theater

1. (Concrete noun) A place where theater kids can be themselves and call home. 3-4 hours a day is typically spent here doing a variety of things.

2. (abstract noun) "The theater" The purpose of a theater kid's existance.

3. (adj) Used like "theater kid" or "theater bathroom". Used to seperate areas/ people who are connected to the theater. Other people avoid these. Theater kids treasure them.

1. I'm going to the theater to chill and eat lunch. Want to come?
2. You coming to the game on friday?

Naw, the theater's more important to me.

3. That theater kid just went into the lobby. Should we follow him?

No way man, that's the theater lobby!

by Badgermushroomsnaake November 8, 2011