Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

Off the turf

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)

Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."

by C mo Horses December 9, 2018

Turf Pussy

When a woman regrows her pubic hair using Chia seeds.

Dave: Hey Bill, what did Samantha get you for Christmas

Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.

by Saladtosser83 February 7, 2021

Turf War

The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.

Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude

by duckdusk January 18, 2020

Turf Moor

Radio 1 DJ Jordan Whites happy place

“Happy place, Happy place, Turf Moor,”
“38 LEFT, ITS 38 LEFT”

by hellodarknessmyoldfriend77 November 16, 2020

turf gang

Neighborhood Gang

A Neighborhood Gang Beefs Over Territory, Is Also A Turf Gang.

by doomcity May 26, 2016

turfed out

To be dismissed summarily. To be unwillingly removed from a place. To be dropped from a team etc.

He was turfed out of his job.

The landlord turfed him out of his flat because he did not pay the rent.

He was turfed out of the team after he played bad at the last game.

by Stephen Flaherty January 5, 2009