status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 22, 2005

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

gwap status

the current condition of the currency one would contain at the present time.

My gwap status is on the uprise.

by lilcs024 July 16, 2009

DC Status

Used to say that someone has a double chin in code. Not the brand DC. Can also just say "status.''

Ay, look at my moms DC status.

by Talk2meh June 16, 2010

Bozo status

Bozo status is your status as a bozo

Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.

by idkman08 June 24, 2022

Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

by rplover1223 April 8, 2009