peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.

Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!

by I'm an example of a gentleman April 16, 2017

Mackrel Snapper

A racist name for a one who belongs to the Catholic religion.

"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."

by Branch Snapper January 5, 2008

Red Snapper

A beaten and very used vagina.

This lady went fishing with three guys and came back with a red snapper.

by Nate X. August 27, 2006

Snapper Head

When a person says or acts in a manner that is incredibly stupid. Generally, a person who is an air head, or they lack the intellectual ability to interrupt the people around them with a useless comment or action.

Having just had my second interview for a new job, my friend Jane comes to my current place of work to congratulate me. In front of my employer shes asks me if I got the new Job. "What a snapper head!"

by MCC61 September 26, 2009

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

Horn Snapper

An extremely attractive girl that you'd like to bone.

Hey Dude: Have you seen that new chick at the office? She's a real horn snapper.

by Brad Gray May 8, 2009

Nut Snapper

When a girl is sucking you off or giving you a handjob, she grabs your ball sac and pulls down until your testicles are easily seen. She then proceeds to flick your balls and repetitively says, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She gave me the old nut snapper so hard that I was red the next morning.

by Jooooorman September 23, 2009