balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010

bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen

Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then

by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018

tossing the sheets

Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets

By: Mr&Misses.Smith

Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get

"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"

by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 29, 2021

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

by Harnbs December 26, 2024