screwing the brew

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.

Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.

by dispyd October 21, 2007

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

The roseville screamer

when having missionary sex with a girl, you stop mid thrust and violently scream in her face. then keep going like nothing happened.

Brandon: did you get with your slam piece last night?
Jake: yeah dude i pulled the roseville screamer on her
Brandon: haha nice dude
Jake: yeah she did it back.. it was weird.

by thevillesfinest March 16, 2011