polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

Rofl Rifle

Corruption of the phrase "rofl copter"

my Rofl Rifle goes pew pew pew pew

by rofl rifle August 30, 2010

Rifle Dance

The Movement that someone makes when they are shot by a gun, like a rifle. Usually found in CUlt or action movies.

When the man was shot by the automatic rifle, he did the rifle dance.

by Gifting February 28, 2009

Cunt Rifle

A nickname given to a Halo: Reach Covenant weapon, originally called the Concussion Rifle. Due to the Concussion Rifle's ability and pussy like nature to push your opponent away from you, while making them virtually unable to do anything to counter it. Creates a higher level of irritation to that specific weapon.

Team Mate #1: "I'm getting the Sniper Rifle!"

Team Mate #2: "I have the Rocket Launcher!"

Team Mate #3: "I am using the Cunt Rifle!"

Team Mate #4: "You freaking would... you cunt!"

by Forgewolf November 3, 2012

Mime Rifle

1) A gun used to eradicate silent performance artists.
2)An Improv team and production company out of Minneapolis, MN
3)A useful item to have on all of your travels.

Mime Rifle presented it's first production of JAWS The Musical! in the 2004 Minnesota Fringe Festival. They went on to perform it in Indianapolis for the 2006 IndyFringe.
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The Mime raised it's head over the grass. I was quick to switch to my Mime Rifle, as they are wiley beasts and never make a sound. One less mime.

by Andrew Brynildson November 9, 2008

Sniper rifle

Sniper rifle is accurate semi automatic or bolt action long barreledfirearm with telescopic sight attached to the stock.

Sniper rifle is not same thing as sniper.
Sniper is person who uses sniper rifle.

Paradox Poke:This PGM Hecate II is really good sniper rifle.

by Matyu Sniper December 19, 2017

scotch rifle

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.

Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.

by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011