polishing the pearl

female masturbation

don't call me. i'll be polishing the pearl all afternoon.

by nwabudike June 7, 2018

Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

polish resume

(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.

Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"

by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018

Polish Coffee

A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.

Classic Polish coffee:

50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk

Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.

"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"

by charliemurphyyyyyy October 17, 2011

Polish Roadblock

When someone, usually in an SUV, drives in the passing lane directly alongside somebody else, thus keeping faster traffic from getting by.

I'd have gotten here quicker if there weren't so many Polish roadblocks on the interstate.

by AnonIhmous December 9, 2008

polish the pearl

When you lick the females clitoris, it can be referred to as "polishing the pearl" the clit being the pearl, your tongue doing the polishing..

She came over to my house, and I polished her pearl..

by Bill Will Gates August 3, 2005