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the magic Johnson

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the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."
by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009
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The Magical Plant

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Noun, Mary Jane, Weed, Marijauna, Pot, whatever you want to call it.
Weed makes you feel good and usually takes all the pain away, thus making a it the magical plant, it isn't like tobacco, because it's not addictive. It brings friends around to smoke together, and even occasionally pets.
Do you know any other plant that can do that?
That's why weed is the magical plant
Friend 1 "Yo man I broke my leg a week ago, I blew down some bud and i couldn't even feel it!"
Friend 2 " Really?!?"
Friend 1 " Fuck Yeah man weed? its the magical plant!"
by alexanderd00d March 11, 2009
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Getting high to the point of feeling like you are on a bus bouncing up and down
"Hey,Jerry lets go ride the magic school bus til we puke"
by spike the bounty hunter June 16, 2009
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A term used by old boomer pilots, old Designated Pilot Examiners, and employees at the Federal Aviation Administration, that refuse to accept the fact that times have changed and technology has improved in between the time the wright brothers first flew and when the Airbus A320neo first flew. These older pilots, usually refuse to acknowledge the fact that advances in aviation have made flying safer and more efficient. A derogatory term used to describe younger pilots that use the GPS functions of the airplane's avionics, like the Garmin G1000.
DPE - "That is not navigation by pilotage and dead-reckoning!

Piot Candidate- "But I made all my waypoints and dead-reckoning times."

DPE- "Even though you made all of your points within ACS, You loaded your route into the GPS and followed the Magenta Line! You young pilots are just Children of the Magenta Line!"
by flyingman November 2, 2021
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puff the magic dragon

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Is a song about a dragon that stoners love to listen to.They sometimes sing along.
Those potheads always are singing puff the magic dragon.
by s1c k n1ck September 7, 2006
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puff the magic dragon

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To chase the dragon. or puff on some grass
Bushama puffed on the dragon so hard the oval room started to spin!
by abracadabra January 20, 2004
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puff the magic dragon

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1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween
1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon
by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004
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