Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug. A diddler is commonly referred to as someone who “plays” or “diddles” with children. Originating in New Jersey, the term diddler was used to describe Kevin Bradberry in his rise to kid touching.
by AlphaDaddy6.9 September 20, 2023
Get the Diddlermug. by Ouga booga April 18, 2019
Get the Diddlermug. by BabayWtat April 10, 2024
Get the The Diddlermug. An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.
by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024
Get the The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddlermug. 