the clamp

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

The Clamp

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

by Eddy the Hero May 16, 2011

the clamper

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER

I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!

by Miangmiang June 21, 2016

the clamp

A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.

Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.

by iwasatbiblecamp September 20, 2009

The Clamp

When performing "finger sex" on a woman, The Clamp aids with balance from the "finger sex" giver. This comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.

"Yo Berms, I was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-sexing that mamma, until I used The Clamped to save my fall."

by Tom Lumley September 7, 2007

the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005