drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009

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I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

by JMuny July 11, 2014

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the chicago kick

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Ganondorf's down-A in air. It originated from Chris Solis (smasher) saying "woah... that kick had enough force to power chicago!"

"The Chicago Kick just FUCKED me!"

"Awww... man, I just won a trip to Chicago."

by CMBO May 24, 2007

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The Chipmunk

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.

John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.

by whurley October 20, 2014

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The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.

P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

by TheBigTen March 25, 2021

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