Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

check the gate

Song made up by Skandar Keynes and Georgie Henley while filming The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

"Check the gate,
Watch yourself
Check the gate,
Show 'em whatcha got!"

by LostInAusten July 5, 2008

check the coast

to look about, know your surroundings, explore.

as soon as we got to the wedding, i needed to check the coast for some fine ladies.

by Dicky Sneed April 29, 2006

check the switchboard

A subtle fuck you, for being a novice. Put in place of a legitimate response, or real explanation. Often used when trolling.

check the switchboard

by Umadbrah62 January 13, 2011

checking the male

a dude checking out another dude

Hey its me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail, get it, checking the male?

by katkall August 17, 2011

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

The N Check

The quick area check non-black people do before saying the word "nigger" in public. Ensures that one is not killed by a large black man.

Tom: Yo, what up nigger??

Ben: Shit man!!! You didn't even do the N Check!!!!!!!!

Tom: Fuck!! *looks around* K, we're all clear.

by iamgoodoya October 1, 2010