Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Lubin’ and Toobin’

The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.

Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?

by MSF. October 19, 2020

jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.

Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.

by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 19, 2020

toobin

Unusually high ambient air temperature combined with high humidity.

I want to cut the grass today , but its just too toobin to even move.

Lets take your car to the store . Mine's been sittin out in the super toobin hot sun all day.

by Choppere April 26, 2011

Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020