strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

Tide Bitch

A term for an angry girl who is PMSing

Guy 1: Why is she so upset?
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch

ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH

by Tide Bitch July 17, 2016

tide on the go

The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

by Wang Willy March 17, 2012

dump tide

when the change in the ocean tides carries trash and miscellaneous objects up onto the beach

A girl is walking on the beach and sees a bunch of trash. She says "Wow! It must've been a dump tide."

by DoodleBug95 June 5, 2010

Tide Pods

Just don't eat it.

"I'm gonna do the Tide Pod Challenge!"

"Don't eat Tide Pods!!"

by BaconBytesYT April 15, 2019

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Niz Tide

The expansion of Niziolek's empire to increase his influence ring and ideals of biodiversity.

(After Niziolek runs for mayor)

-Leader: The Niz Tide is coming. Gather the troops!

-Captain: We'll never stand the test of time! We're not genetically diverse!

-Leader: Then we must join this crazed, sustainable system.

-Niziolek: The Niz Tide never fails

by Victim of the Niz Tide April 8, 2013