split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

Split the box

Pounding the shit out of a female sexually!

I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!

by PeteyPaplo September 2, 2019

splitting the nugget

The act in anall sex

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?

by benjy11 August 7, 2010

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020

Split the G

To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!

Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round

by alrightdrive June 10, 2022