To smitty

To sneak; to cunningly obtain something.

This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

Smitty

A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.

Person: Hey man, what’s your name?
Jacob: Hey bro, I’m smitty!

by lions super bowl October 11, 2018

Smitty

A term used to describe the town of smithfield va

Are you from smitty?

by Smitty man November 1, 2023

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"

... or whatever SpongeBob said.

"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."

by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024

Jack Smitty

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.

Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!

by G-whizz January 24, 2010

Smitty

Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.

"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"

by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015

Smitty

aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.

Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.

by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022