pud puddle

The act of pulling out and cumming in a belly button.

Dude did you see that belly button. I'd pud puddle that booty sex

by SAFTB2 June 10, 2017

Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

plur puddle

A small or large group of raver kids on ecstasy engaging in various activities including: masages, trading stickers, chewing on soothers, giving hugs, eating candy, etc.

Don't get to close to the plur puddle; you might get sucked in!

by Kyle Riddell March 15, 2008

Double Puddle

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Puddle Slut

A person that trades sexual favors for drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

Due to the fact that in a pipe the drug melts into a puddle.

buyer: Can you believe she had sex with me, in exchange for meth?
dealer : Well, she is a "puddle slut"

by SocoLuvr May 2, 2010

drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010