When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
by Lord Morris November 25, 2009
The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.
Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.
by Peter St May 8, 2008
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by supermassiveblackwhore February 16, 2012
commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.
by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020
When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"
This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"
Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 23, 2011