throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013

shaggy pisser

a dog that sheds and pisses constantly

that shaggy pisser sheded on the couch and pissed all over the floor again

by rf grievous March 21, 2010

pissy pisser

some one who pisses angrily

carlos is a pissy pisser!

by ur mom's mom's mom's mom's ass December 15, 2010

butt pisser

A term used to describe a person that likes to use the phrase "I'd so pee in her butt" as a way of saying that a woman is attractive.

VO: "Wanna play some video games?"
Howitzer8: "Nah I'm watching TV. Dude I'd so piss in her butt!"
VO: "DUDE, you're a freakin butt pisser!"

by V0 January 23, 2011

What a Pisser

Responce to a joke

Some ones misfortune
Taking the piss out of some one

Butes just told a mint joke about Jack "What a Pisser"

I have just seen Tom trip over the yard brush "What a Pisser"

Butes got a lovely black eye from footy "What a Pisser"

by Mr Bute May 18, 2010

dog pisser

An act involving a skateboard and a half-pipe ramp where a victim of familial molestation works out their feelings.

Dude, did you see Joey doing dog pissers at the skate park last weekend?

Yeah, he's really going through some shit

by Mouse Pants May 5, 2014

wall pisser

a wierd smelly kid who has a tendency of pissing on the bathroom walls as if he is putting out some sort of fire

"hey man why did you have to go all fireman in the bathroom, your such a wall pisser"

by lhkb October 23, 2008