March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."

Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.

by assu March 15, 2010

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

the pennh

A device that holds the power of God, know as the Light of The Thief in The Night. Those who possess The Pennh are called Keepers of The Light of The Thief in The Night. They are unstoppable in their quest to remove all that are evil.

With a flash of light The Pennh removed all genetic rememberance of the vile soul.

by Trebor Hayes December 2, 2004

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

Pokey the Penguin

He is a penguin that goes on many adventures like meeting new friends or eating Arctic Circle candy.

"I am Pokey the penguin!!!"

by TheWiggidy November 22, 2003

The Penguin

The coolest Batman villain of all time.

The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005