by 0987654343421 April 14, 2020
verb. to "bust a juno" is to either talk in random obscure references (usually 90's references, hence the word "bust" which was a word predominately used in the 90's) or to get knocked up. past tense: "busted a juno"
an obvious reference to the movie juno, where the titular character says many obscure references.
an obvious reference to the movie juno, where the titular character says many obscure references.
examples:
chrystine: "im going to beat you down like an iceberg to titanic"
nick: "did you just bust a juno, and a bad one at that?"
julie: "hey, i think i busted a juno..."
nadia: "your knocked up?!?"
chrystine: "im going to beat you down like an iceberg to titanic"
nick: "did you just bust a juno, and a bad one at that?"
julie: "hey, i think i busted a juno..."
nadia: "your knocked up?!?"
by jayar182 & chrystine182 December 21, 2009
by your moms humongous balls July 25, 2021
Being "Juno-d" is having sex with someone in a chair, specifically if the female is on top. Derives from the movie, "Juno".
"Yeah, my younger sister totally Juno-d my ex boyfriend in his grandpa's big green chair."
"She fucked you in your chair? You so got Juno-d."
"She fucked you in your chair? You so got Juno-d."
by Ern72 August 25, 2009
Pull a Juno
From the popular movie Juno
Anna had sex with her boyfriend for the first time in 10th grade. After this, she found out she was pregnant. After deciding to keep the baby, she had officially pulled a juno.
See also Juno
From the popular movie Juno
Anna had sex with her boyfriend for the first time in 10th grade. After this, she found out she was pregnant. After deciding to keep the baby, she had officially pulled a juno.
See also Juno
by Smooshie June 10, 2009
The holiest of holy days, Uno de Juno was originally a holiday created for non-mexican Spanish speakers. Sick of people assuming since they spoke Spanish that they wanted to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, some Puerto Ricans and their white compatriots in New Orleans adopted Uno de Juno as their own day of holy celebration.
Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.
Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.
by Dooder11 June 14, 2013
Miss Juno ma maw
by Bet ya don’t know me January 20, 2018