by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020
by alatato August 16, 2021
Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 09, 2020
A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."
by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022
by AllahAkbarbitch🕶️ May 05, 2022
Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023