Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022

Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Crinkle Sack

When your ballsack is raised all the way up only showing wrinkles and taint line.

Leonardo DiCaprio: “When I got out of the shower and looked at my balls, that’s when I knew I had crinkle sack.”
His young wife: “Ew…I’m not touching that crinkle sack tonight…let me know when it’s back to normal”

by The_Definition_Guy April 19, 2025

crinkle shitstein

Crinkle Shitstein is a play on words of Rumplestiltskin. It is used to describe someone who looks weird and creepy or like a bootleg Rumplestiltskin

“Look at Crinkle Shitstein over there, he’s about to make a deal with someone for their 3rd son”

by Durbrisbdjanw November 7, 2021

Crinkle

A slur for combination of a Cracker and a Chink

That guy Tyler is such a Crinkle

by Space Pugg March 30, 2023

Crinkle

When you have new shoes and it creases.

Man slow down I’m gunna crinkle my shoes

by Treysi March 29, 2021

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019