Me: My boss is making me work on Christmas...
Friend: Dude, that's fucking communist!
or
Me: My school doesn't get Thanksgiving off...
Friend: WTF? Your school must be communist!
Friend: Dude, that's fucking communist!
or
Me: My school doesn't get Thanksgiving off...
Friend: WTF? Your school must be communist!
by CrustyGibs November 24, 2010

by Cdysln April 24, 2017

A being that is neither human nor beast. Communists are usually found in large groups, feasting on feces of both human and animal. They should be avoided at all cost, any contact with a communist will lead to a complete termination of one's intellectual abilities.
by Poor Mexican May 16, 2018

Libtard: Yo dude wanna go back to America with me
Me, an intellectual: Nah bro I'm a Communist. That Joseph Stalin shit bro
Me, an intellectual: Nah bro I'm a Communist. That Joseph Stalin shit bro
by cleetus boi October 29, 2018

Person#1 Dude, I don't like our teacher.
Person#2 Why?
Person#1 Cause he's a communist.
Person# What, why?
Person#1 Becouse I said so
Person#2 Why?
Person#1 Cause he's a communist.
Person# What, why?
Person#1 Becouse I said so
by Yeetboy6969 March 18, 2019

by kai~kun March 20, 2019

by Maximus Alex February 10, 2019
