The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
by peterlee01 May 9, 2008
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A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.
Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.
I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.
I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.
by Eddy the Hero May 16, 2011
Get the The Clamp mug.When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER
by Miangmiang June 21, 2016
Get the the clamper mug.A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.
by iwasatbiblecamp September 20, 2009
Get the the clamp mug.When performing "finger sex" on a woman, The Clamp aids with balance from the "finger sex" giver. This comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.
"Yo Berms, I was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-sexing that mamma, until I used The Clamped to save my fall."
by Tom Lumley September 7, 2007
Get the The Clamp mug.Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
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The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
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